Molehill Mountain Episode 95 – Do I Look Like I’m Made of Cardboard?


Cardboard is expensive, yo!

  • 0:10 – Andrew really, really doesn’t like baby Haruto in Yakuza 6
  • 17:26 – Let’s talk about marijuana. ‘Cause why not?
  • 32:21 – New Call of Duty rumored to drop the single player campaign. It is not rumored to drop the price.
  • 52:52 – Nintendo Labo is super cool but super overpriced!

If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube. Alternatively, you can catch audio versions of the show on iTunes.

Molehill Mountain streams live at 7p PST every Saturday night on RandomTower!

Credits: Molehill Mountain is hosted by E. Zachary Knight and Andrew Eisen. The show is edited by Andrew Eisen. Music in the show includes “Albino” by Brian Boyko. It is in the public domain and free to use. Molehill Mountain logo by Scott Hepting.

Chat Transcript:

6:53 PME. Zachary KnightHello Everyone

6:59 PMmatthew wilsonhi

7:00 PMmatthew wilsonwell Hollywood is lame

7:02 PMmatthew wilsonlol you dirty andrew, we now know what you do odff stream

7:05 PMAnatoly Garbanzoyes! my favorite Saturday night hangout! hey guys

7:10 PMScottyJayManMaybe go back to BOTW?

7:14 PMScottyJayManIs this baby worse than baby Mario in Yoshi island?

7:16 PMAnatoly Garbanzohaha Scotty, that damn baby still gives me nightmares – like 25 years later

7:21 PMBornDistractedvariety is the spice of life…

7:21 PMBornDistractedlol

7:22 PMBornDistractedmarijuana smokers I assume think Cannabis legalization includes “regular” marijuana…

7:23 PMBornDistractedCannabis is Pot without the chemical high basically

7:24 PMA LeafBorn is talking out of his but

7:24 PMA LeafCannabis is just the scientific name for marijuana

7:24 PMBornDistractedlol sorry I’m bad at wording

7:24 PME. Zachary KnightAre you thinking of hemp

7:25 PMBornDistractedthe non smoking form

7:25 PMA MexicanHi There!

7:25 PMBornDistractedthat’s what a documentary said anyway

7:25 PMA MexicanHave you tired Edibles?

7:27 PMBornDistractedI apologize for any miss information…

7:27 PMA MexicanDid you know mini me aka Verne troyer died?

7:28 PMBornDistractedi thought he died awhile ago?

7:28 PMA MexicanNope he died today

7:28 PMBornDistractedoh ok

7:30 PMScottyJayManI built a cardboard fishing pole this weekend.

7:30 PMBornDistractedis it sturdy Scotty?

7:34 PMBornDistractedharry anderso

7:34 PMBornDistractedn

7:34 PMBornDistractedfrom night court

7:35 PMScottyJayManVery sturdy.

7:35 PMBornDistractedi assume its Labo?

7:39 PMmatthew wilsonI mean they make way more money on mp shooters, and they are cheaper to make. its econ 101

7:40 PMScottyJayManZack have you played the new DOOM?

7:40 PMmatthew wilsonlets not kid ourselves the big e3 nintendo game will be smash

7:42 PMScottyJayManIt was red

7:42 PMmatthew wilsonandrew you have a ps4, you should play the new doom game, its good, very good.

7:43 PMScottyJayManAnd Zack, go steal Andrews Switch and play the new doom

7:44 PMScottyJayManSprite was Wolfenstein 3D

7:46 PMmatthew wilsonre7 is first

7:47 PMLakster37Mouse + Controller is best combo for 1st person games

7:47 PMLakster37Keyboard sucks, and analog stick sucks for aiming

7:48 PMScottyJayManYeah I prefer controller for FPS

7:48 PMLakster37yeah, steam controller has 3 triggers, xbox elite has 4 triggers

7:48 PMmatthew wilsonyour opposite of most.

7:48 PMScottyJayManNo wait! Wiimote + Nunchuck is the best 😂

7:49 PMBornDistractedlol

7:49 PMmatthew wilsonI will stick with m&k for fps

7:49 PMmatthew wilsonfor me, you turn way to slow with a analog stick.

7:50 PMBornDistractedI’m not a pc gamer so i cant relate lol

7:51 PMjordan thompsonbought 70 dollers worth of cardbored and tried having fun though it was toked it was one or the other not sure which

7:51 PMmatthew wilsonI use a mouse with 5 extra buttons, so..

7:51 PMjordan thompson(thought I)

7:52 PMScottyJayManHalo allowed easy multiplayer compared to pc

7:52 PMBornDistractedLabo got mixed reactions…

7:52 PMmatthew wilsonthe big deal behind halo was it being the first legit good console shooter

7:52 PMLakster37(obligatory 360 d pad sucks)

7:52 PMScottyJayManD

7:52 PMScottyJayManAd sucked

7:52 PMScottyJayManDpad sucked on it

7:53 PMmatthew wilsonI 100% prefer 360/xb1 controler over any playstation controlers

7:53 PMmatthew wilsonI hate the stick placement on the ps4 controler

7:54 PMjordan thompsonauto correct, I was making joke that you might be high if you’re spending 70 dollers of cardbored

7:55 PMBornDistractedlol

7:55 PMLakster37@jordan thompson You’re paying more for the software/instructions than for the actual cardboard

7:56 PMLakster37is hexagonal gating for sticks copyrighted or something?

7:56 PMmatthew wilsonyes

7:56 PMjordan thompsonnon the less 4/20, I’m betting the weed dealers are like damn Nintendo trying to move in on our biggest day

7:56 PMScottyJayManSwitch pro controller is a fanstastic controller

7:58 PMScottyJayManHave a look at videos of what people are making with the programming side of Labo. It’s amazing what people are coming up with.

7:58 PMBornDistractedi think Bill Nye the science guy demoed the robot kit…

7:59 PMjordan thompsonhey Nintendo gotta do something with the unsold wiiu boxes

7:59 PMBornDistractedlol

8:01 PMjordan thompsonjust imagine Andrew standing at the labo display in Walmart trying to measure it

8:04 PMLakster37game discs cost like $0.10 to manufacture… these game devs are ripping us off for these $60 games!

8:05 PMjordan thompsonI just imagine there’s a whitebored at Nintendo of Japan called (crap we can sell to dumb Americans)

8:07 PMjordan thompsonI just got here and I win, this is why we love you Andrew and Zach

8:10 PMLakster37robots are cooler than pianos

8:13 PMjordan thompsoncan’t wait for 3 4 switch (said no one ever)

8:13 PMLakster37so you guys have talked about the “make” (cardboard) and “play” (small games) aspect, but don’t you think there’s value in the “discover” ? That’s what to me seems most interesting

8:15 PMRyan Asmushave u played the ballad of gay Tony

8:16 PMjordan thompsonwhat about Marios infrno (wait they weren’t going for referencing classic novels) well there also goes Marios art of war

8:17 PMlittlegittelI like Yakuza better. I played GTAV

8:19 PMjordan thompsondo you consider the Wii fit pad a winner

8:21 PMScottyJayManSomeone made a game where you throw cards in a hat and the Switch keeps score

8:21 PMLakster37wii fit sold 20M+, i’d call that a winner

8:22 PMjordan thompsonthey could do a tie in (paper Mario : labo world)

8:22 PMLakster37they had wii fit plus on wii as well

8:25 PMjordan thompsonthe labo toys could be used as weapons or tools Mario uses in the game but you can scan the code on the labo toy till you unlock the tool or weapon in the story mode

8:25 PMScottyJayManDutch loot boxes

8:26 PMScottyJayManCertain games with loot loot boxes now have to be changed by Dutch law

8:26 PMlittlegittelI am now off to watch some labo videos, I need to know what you been speaking of for the last hour. Haha

8:27 PMlittlegittelI intrigued

8:28 PMjordan thompsonfox 4 : gta teaches you to be a killer/ me : I’m just playing tennis I don’t see the issue

8:30 PMAndrew EisenOriginal Nintendo Labo promo:…

8:30 PMlittlegittelDance

8:30 PMlittlegittelDanke

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