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Peeps cereal is a thing that exists because we are in the darkest timeline.

• 20:10 – A bunch of Fallout 76 fans found a secret developer room and Bethesda rewarded them with a temp-ban
• 29:44 – Ubisoft let’s you choose your character’s sexuality in Assassin’s Creed Odyssey then forces your character into a hetero-normative relationship in the DLC. Gives trophy for “Growing Up”
• 39:23 – Netflix considers Fortnite a bigger competitor than HBO
• 47:57 – Peeps are gross and the cereal is lazy
• 54:58 – Mortal Kombat 11 revealed in front of crowd of rabid MK fans. It’s not a mobile game so no one gets mad!
• 1:02:39 – New Ghostbusters movie! Maybe starring young children…

If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube. Alternatively, you can catch audio versions of the show on iTunes.

Molehill Mountain streams live at 7p PST every Saturday night on RandomTower!

Credits: Molehill Mountain is hosted by E. Zachary Knight and Andrew Eisen. The show is edited by Andrew Eisen. Music in the show includes “Albino” by Brian Boyko. It is in the public domain and free to use. Molehill Mountain logo by Scott Hepting.

Chat Transcript:

6:48 PME. Zachary Knight​Hello Everyone

6:51 PMjack cayman​hello

6:51 PMjack cayman​just playing some stalker while i wait

6:52 PMjack cayman​well I just got done playing stalker, a NPC got stuck on a door and left me stuck inside

6:52 PME. Zachary Knight​Nice. I was playing Minecraft.

6:52 PME. Zachary Knight​My animals kept escapign from my carefully crafted undersized pens.

6:53 PMjack cayman​I just shoved a bunch of chickens insidr a 4×5 room

6:53 PMjack cayman​then sealed it off

6:53 PMjack cayman​oh radical i still have you on steam

6:53 PME. Zachary Knight​Cool.

6:54 PMaddictedtochaos​Hello

6:54 PMjack cayman​I told Andrew that he should live stream deathroad to Canada, I feel like you two would enjoy it alot

6:55 PME. Zachary Knight​I have heard good things about that game.

6:56 PME. Zachary Knight​Hello Addicted

6:57 PMjack cayman​its stupidly fun, I made all my friends on discord characters on it.

6:57 PMjack cayman​its fun having every vote on what we should do

6:59 PMaddictedtochaos​Presently stuck on a cliff side in BOTW because it is raining.

7:00 PMjack cayman​tfw still dont have a switch

7:01 PMjack cayman​in presently in the process of getting a rage induced ulcer by playing cuphead

7:03 PMmatthew wilson​I mean dark souls is on switch

7:03 PMjack cayman​the creation of the fishing rod had alot of bear infest

7:03 PMjack cayman​incest*

7:04 PMaddictedtochaos​Hence the name toycon

7:15 PMjack cayman​I would still have Pokemon go, but lately my town has been going knockers

7:22 PMjordan thompson​hey oh

7:24 PMjordan thompson​fallout 76 glitches, though lets be honest there’s more than that

7:24 PMjack cayman​so many accounts got banned

7:25 PMjack cayman​honestly the only thing that can save Bethesda now is the new oblivion game

7:25 PMjack cayman​third party applications? they used the power armor bug to clip through the wall to get into the dev room

7:27 PMaddictedtochaos​Right now Bethesda can’t get out of their own way.

7:27 PMjack cayman​if you got into a suit of power armor and faced your back against the wall, then left the power armor, you could clip through walls

7:27 PMjordan thompson​Bethesda move a bit I cant see you well on your high horse

7:28 PMmatthew wilson​that is crazy andrew that requires common sense

7:30 PMjordan thompson​you think this is scary wait till millenials and PC culture start running the gaming industry

7:30 PMmatthew wilson​ezk thats normal pratice in mmos b/c it requires more work than its worth to remove it, you could breack the whole game

7:30 PMmatthew wilson​normaly its a island tsurrounded by a insta kill zone

7:31 PMjack cayman​ubisoft is in the news again?

7:32 PMaddictedtochaos​Another company that can’t get out of their own way.

7:32 PMmatthew wilson​how ubisoft didnt think that choice through……… come on ubisoft common sense

7:32 PMjack cayman​>sexuality in video games

7:32 PMjack cayman​I just want my video games man….

7:34 PMjordan thompson​Message automatically held for review, hidden by Andrew Eisen.View deleted message

7:34 PMmatthew wilson​the salution was use the mc’s brother/sister for the kid, they didnt need to make the mc do it

7:35 PMmatthew wilson​try 500 peoplew work on a avrage ac game

7:36 PMmatthew wilson​people

7:37 PMmatthew wilson​its already ungenics bullshit anyways’

7:37 PMjack cayman​plot holes? shhhh, just dont think too much into it

7:38 PMjordan thompson​assassins creed 10000 B.C. : now with lgtb pride

7:38 PMmatthew wilson​nope

7:39 PMjack cayman​sjws are rabid and they’ll make it a big deal

7:41 PMjack cayman​”this game adapts to how you play.

7:41 PMjack cayman​telltale games 2018

7:41 PMjack cayman​oh wait nothing really matters

7:41 PMjordan thompson​dude it was acenit Greece, they all wore togas, a rainy tuesday was a wet t shirt contest

7:41 PMmatthew wilson​they were talking about twitch/youtube

7:42 PMmatthew wilson​netflix pointed out when youtube went down netflix’s subs jumped alot

7:42 PMjack cayman​Netflix to make a flossing ad when

7:44 PMmatthew wilson​honestly I am weird, I sub to netflix one month a year, and binge everything I want in one go a year

7:44 PMjordan thompson​remeber Netflix is watching you they know when youre playing fortnight and not watching netfilx

7:45 PMjack cayman​the only Netflix original series i actually liked was the anime dragon pilots

7:45 PMmatthew wilson​dont forget even though youtune and twitch are free, they are still competitors to netflix

7:46 PMmatthew wilson​its not just about sub services

7:46 PMjordan thompson​there are gaming servies like Netflix such as gamefly which has been around just as long so Netflix could make a gaming serives to combat

7:47 PMMorello 456​Andrew did you watch Aqua teen hunger force? If not you should do a review, and no it’s not on netflix

7:47 PMjordan thompson​I also read a article saying only 7% of their viewers use netfilx through xbox 360

7:47 PMjack cayman​listen here aight, I watch stuff on my phone because when I’m in bed I get pinned down by my dogs

7:48 PMmatthew wilson​I dont own a tv, I use my monitor b/c of input lag added by post poscessing tv makers dont let you turn off

7:49 PMjordan thompson​I watch most of my youtube through my phone but now I wanna connect youtube though my home theater system and watch molehill mountain with 4k surround sound totally worth it

7:49 PMmatthew wilson​andrew they were talking about youtube/twitch

7:50 PMaddictedtochaos​Why is that a thing?

7:50 PMjack cayman​god kotaku is god awful

7:50 PMjack cayman​game journalism my ass, I see more political dribble than actual gaming news

7:52 PMMorello 456​Hello Andrew. Mind if you do a review on Aqua Teen Hunger Force, all 8 seasons plus the full length move

7:52 PMMorello 456​*movie

7:52 PMjack cayman​fellas, you ever just wait half a year for a video game update to drop?

7:53 PMjordan thompson​if celebrating the ressuraction of Jesus isnt eating peeps cereal then I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

7:53 PMjack cayman​you eat them? I crush them up and snort the peeps

7:53 PMaddictedtochaos​Metalocalypse was hilarious

7:53 PMScottyJayMan​Harvey birdman was the best!

7:54 PMjack cayman​the game I waited half a year for was a game called stellaris.

7:54 PMaddictedtochaos​At least with MK you know they will release a complete edition. No telling if Tekken 7 or Soul Calibur 6 will.

7:54 PMjack cayman​I waited HALF a year for them to remove all the other FTL types and poorly rebalance fallen empires

7:54 PMjordan thompson​so what are they gonna do when mortal kombat 40 comes around

7:55 PMjack cayman​can’t wait for MK XXX

7:55 PMjordan thompson​what’s the one with a cop that is a but

7:55 PMjack cayman​Andrew watch Xavier renegade angel

7:56 PMjack cayman​it feels like a bad acid trip

7:57 PMjack cayman​you know wait game ill wait for….half life 3….

7:57 PMScottyJayMan​Venture bros!

7:57 PMjack cayman​haha..

7:57 PMjordan thompson​with the modern graphics id be awsome to see costumes for the characters from the live action mortal kombat movies

7:58 PMaddictedtochaos​There will undoubtedly be a companion mobile game for this. There was for MK X and Injustice 1 and 2.

7:58 PMScottyJayMan​Not gonna buy a Mortal Kombat game with a Sandy Hook Truther as Sonya

7:59 PMjack cayman​gabe Newell walks into stage at the next E3, the lights dim….suddenly A GIANT 3 POPS UP, everyone freaks out as gaben lifts three fingers into the air, he breathes in as he yells “THREE”

7:59 PMjack cayman​”THREE NEW HATS FOR TEAM FORTRESS 2″

7:59 PMjack cayman​gaben is then shot

7:59 PMjordan thompson​we need a dlc pack called “real horror” with Charlies Manson, Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gasey

8:01 PMmatthew wilson​alex jones

8:01 PMaddictedtochaos​Alex Jones

8:02 PMjack cayman​Alex johns for DOOMGUY 2k19

8:02 PMjack cayman​jones*

8:03 PMaddictedtochaos​She is in WWE now

8:04 PMjack cayman​I enjoyed MK, but I just like fighting games, I stopped playing MK after i bought skullgirls

8:05 PMaddictedtochaos​I’m cautiously optimistic, but I’m still afraid they will screw it up thoroughly.

8:05 PMjack cayman​im not too…optimistic on it

8:06 PMjordan thompson​so what are the odds we get a few wise cracks about (2016) ghostbusters in the new film

8:07 PMaddictedtochaos​If this is true the move will be D.O.A.

8:09 PMjack cayman​I haven’t seen any new movies lately

8:11 PMaddictedtochaos​Ghostbusters was my all-time fav until Serenity came along.

8:12 PMjordan thompson​I’m guessing that the new movie its gonna retcon the ghostbusters 3 video game but the original cast did a lot to support that project idk I guess we’ll see

8:13 PMjack cayman​god I hate star wars now

8:14 PMjack cayman​>first trailer shows fin with the light saber and first movie follows fin

8:14 PMjack cayman​>later movies the only likeable character (fin) gets demoted to side character

8:18 PMjordan thompson​I have my quarals with the 2016 reboot but the best scene by far was when the one lady compared the mayor to the one from jaws

8:20 PMjordan thompson​thinking of unxepected sequals any opinons on MIB international

8:22 PMjordan thompson​we’re all missing the big question will ghostbusters (2020) have a big twinkie

8:24 PMjack cayman​I’m an uncultured swine when it comes to movies

8:26 PMjordan thompson​the new one is giving me ghostbusters 2016 vibes and it scares me cause I liked the first two movies

8:27 PMjack cayman​oh hey Andrew an update

8:27 PMjack cayman​Soulja boy got caught by sony making knock off PSP and doubled down, he begged for donations

8:28 PMjordan thompson​to throw another classic being rebooted have you heard of thundercats roar

8:29 PMaddictedtochaos​They just have to keep Zack Snyder away from the DC movies. Just focus on making good movies and they will be fine.

8:31 PMaddictedtochaos​John Cena was hilarious in Psych the few times he appeared.

8:32 PMjack cayman​he called it the portable Soulja console LMAO

8:32 PMjordan thompson​I don’t really want a bumblebee 2 it ended well for me, and sorry but I’m a sucker for shia laboulf and liked the first 3 transformers so I wouldnt mind seeing another outing with shia labouf

8:34 PMjack cayman​Andrew to make a discord server for his subs when?

8:35 PMjordan thompson​andrew you know you like through the wall beiber

8:35 PMjack cayman​oh yeah def, I would be down for a discord server

8:36 PMjack cayman​also a question for THE HERO OF DERMWOOD, what’s your take on modem day gakes going for a realistic take?

8:37 PMjack cayman​like removing skill based movement such as bunny hopping, surfing, etc etc

8:37 PMjack cayman​games* I’m on mobile

8:37 PMjordan thompson​I would have flanted the labo and nkt

8:38 PMjordan thompson​sorry screwed up and pressed sent

8:38 PMjack cayman​red dead redemption 2 but you get wild west era diseases and die

8:39 PMjack cayman​but I would be really hyped if Andrew actually makes a discord server

8:39 PMjack cayman​yeah some games can do realism well, but I miss bunnyhopping in FPS games and just having skill baded movement in a game in general

8:40 PMjack cayman​l8ter fellas

8:42 PMaddictedtochaos​Weapon Lord is stupid hard