Peeps cereal is a thing that exists because we are in the darkest timeline.
20:10 – A bunch of Fallout 76 fans found a secret developer room and Bethesda rewarded them with a temp-ban
29:44 – Ubisoft let’s you choose your character’s sexuality in Assassin’s Creed Odyssey then forces your character into a hetero-normative relationship in the DLC. Gives trophy for “Growing Up”
39:23 – Netflix considers Fortnite a bigger competitor than HBO
47:57 – Peeps are gross and the cereal is lazy
54:58 – Mortal Kombat 11 revealed in front of crowd of rabid MK fans. It’s not a mobile game so no one gets mad!
1:02:39 – New Ghostbusters movie! Maybe starring young children…
If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube. Alternatively, you can catch audio versions of the show on iTunes.
Molehill Mountain streams live at 7p PST every Saturday night on RandomTower!
Credits: Molehill Mountain is hosted by E. Zachary Knight and Andrew Eisen. The show is edited by Andrew Eisen. Music in the show includes “Albino” by Brian Boyko. It is in the public domain and free to use. Molehill Mountain logo by Scott Hepting.
Chat Transcript:
6:48 PME. Zachary KnightHello Everyone6:51 PMjack caymanhello6:51 PMjack caymanjust playing some stalker while i wait6:52 PMjack caymanwell I just got done playing stalker, a NPC got stuck on a door and left me stuck inside6:52 PME. Zachary KnightNice. I was playing Minecraft.6:52 PME. Zachary KnightMy animals kept escapign from my carefully crafted undersized pens.6:53 PMjack caymanI just shoved a bunch of chickens insidr a 4×5 room6:53 PMjack caymanthen sealed it off6:53 PMjack caymanoh radical i still have you on steam6:53 PME. Zachary KnightCool.6:54 PMaddictedtochaosHello6:54 PMjack caymanI told Andrew that he should live stream deathroad to Canada, I feel like you two would enjoy it alot6:55 PME. Zachary KnightI have heard good things about that game.6:56 PME. Zachary KnightHello Addicted6:57 PMjack caymanits stupidly fun, I made all my friends on discord characters on it.6:57 PMjack caymanits fun having every vote on what we should do6:59 PMaddictedtochaosPresently stuck on a cliff side in BOTW because it is raining.7:00 PMjack caymantfw still dont have a switch7:01 PMjack caymanin presently in the process of getting a rage induced ulcer by playing cuphead7:03 PMmatthew wilsonI mean dark souls is on switch7:03 PMjack caymanthe creation of the fishing rod had alot of bear infest7:03 PMjack caymanincest*7:04 PMaddictedtochaosHence the name toycon7:15 PMjack caymanI would still have Pokemon go, but lately my town has been going knockers7:22 PMjordan thompsonhey oh7:24 PMjordan thompsonfallout 76 glitches, though lets be honest there’s more than that7:24 PMjack caymanso many accounts got banned7:25 PMjack caymanhonestly the only thing that can save Bethesda now is the new oblivion game7:25 PMjack caymanthird party applications? they used the power armor bug to clip through the wall to get into the dev room7:27 PMaddictedtochaosRight now Bethesda can’t get out of their own way.7:27 PMjack caymanif you got into a suit of power armor and faced your back against the wall, then left the power armor, you could clip through walls7:27 PMjordan thompsonBethesda move a bit I cant see you well on your high horse7:28 PMmatthew wilsonthat is crazy andrew that requires common sense7:30 PMjordan thompsonyou think this is scary wait till millenials and PC culture start running the gaming industry7:30 PMmatthew wilsonezk thats normal pratice in mmos b/c it requires more work than its worth to remove it, you could breack the whole game7:30 PMmatthew wilsonnormaly its a island tsurrounded by a insta kill zone7:31 PMjack caymanubisoft is in the news again?7:32 PMaddictedtochaosAnother company that can’t get out of their own way.7:32 PMmatthew wilsonhow ubisoft didnt think that choice through……… come on ubisoft common sense7:32 PMjack cayman>sexuality in video games7:32 PMjack caymanI just want my video games man….7:34 PMjordan thompsonMessage automatically held for review, hidden by Andrew Eisen.View deleted message7:34 PMmatthew wilsonthe salution was use the mc’s brother/sister for the kid, they didnt need to make the mc do it7:35 PMmatthew wilsontry 500 peoplew work on a avrage ac game7:36 PMmatthew wilsonpeople7:37 PMmatthew wilsonits already ungenics bullshit anyways’7:37 PMjack caymanplot holes? shhhh, just dont think too much into it7:38 PMjordan thompsonassassins creed 10000 B.C. : now with lgtb pride7:38 PMmatthew wilsonnope7:39 PMjack caymansjws are rabid and they’ll make it a big deal7:41 PMjack cayman”this game adapts to how you play.7:41 PMjack caymantelltale games 20187:41 PMjack caymanoh wait nothing really matters7:41 PMjordan thompsondude it was acenit Greece, they all wore togas, a rainy tuesday was a wet t shirt contest7:41 PMmatthew wilsonthey were talking about twitch/youtube7:42 PMmatthew wilsonnetflix pointed out when youtube went down netflix’s subs jumped alot7:42 PMjack caymanNetflix to make a flossing ad when7:44 PMmatthew wilsonhonestly I am weird, I sub to netflix one month a year, and binge everything I want in one go a year7:44 PMjordan thompsonremeber Netflix is watching you they know when youre playing fortnight and not watching netfilx7:45 PMjack caymanthe only Netflix original series i actually liked was the anime dragon pilots7:45 PMmatthew wilsondont forget even though youtune and twitch are free, they are still competitors to netflix7:46 PMmatthew wilsonits not just about sub services7:46 PMjordan thompsonthere are gaming servies like Netflix such as gamefly which has been around just as long so Netflix could make a gaming serives to combat7:47 PMMorello 456Andrew did you watch Aqua teen hunger force? If not you should do a review, and no it’s not on netflix7:47 PMjordan thompsonI also read a article saying only 7% of their viewers use netfilx through xbox 3607:47 PMjack caymanlisten here aight, I watch stuff on my phone because when I’m in bed I get pinned down by my dogs7:48 PMmatthew wilsonI dont own a tv, I use my monitor b/c of input lag added by post poscessing tv makers dont let you turn off7:49 PMjordan thompsonI watch most of my youtube through my phone but now I wanna connect youtube though my home theater system and watch molehill mountain with 4k surround sound totally worth it7:49 PMmatthew wilsonandrew they were talking about youtube/twitch7:50 PMaddictedtochaosWhy is that a thing?7:50 PMjack caymangod kotaku is god awful7:50 PMjack caymangame journalism my ass, I see more political dribble than actual gaming news7:52 PMMorello 456Hello Andrew. Mind if you do a review on Aqua Teen Hunger Force, all 8 seasons plus the full length move7:52 PMMorello 456*movie7:52 PMjack caymanfellas, you ever just wait half a year for a video game update to drop?7:53 PMjordan thompsonif celebrating the ressuraction of Jesus isnt eating peeps cereal then I don’t want to live on this planet anymore7:53 PMjack caymanyou eat them? I crush them up and snort the peeps7:53 PMaddictedtochaosMetalocalypse was hilarious7:53 PMScottyJayManHarvey birdman was the best!7:54 PMjack caymanthe game I waited half a year for was a game called stellaris.7:54 PMaddictedtochaosAt least with MK you know they will release a complete edition. No telling if Tekken 7 or Soul Calibur 6 will.7:54 PMjack caymanI waited HALF a year for them to remove all the other FTL types and poorly rebalance fallen empires7:54 PMjordan thompsonso what are they gonna do when mortal kombat 40 comes around7:55 PMjack caymancan’t wait for MK XXX7:55 PMjordan thompsonwhat’s the one with a cop that is a but7:55 PMjack caymanAndrew watch Xavier renegade angel7:56 PMjack caymanit feels like a bad acid trip7:57 PMjack caymanyou know wait game ill wait for….half life 3….7:57 PMScottyJayManVenture bros!7:57 PMjack caymanhaha..7:57 PMjordan thompsonwith the modern graphics id be awsome to see costumes for the characters from the live action mortal kombat movies7:58 PMaddictedtochaosThere will undoubtedly be a companion mobile game for this. There was for MK X and Injustice 1 and 2.7:58 PMScottyJayManNot gonna buy a Mortal Kombat game with a Sandy Hook Truther as Sonya7:59 PMjack caymangabe Newell walks into stage at the next E3, the lights dim….suddenly A GIANT 3 POPS UP, everyone freaks out as gaben lifts three fingers into the air, he breathes in as he yells “THREE”7:59 PMjack cayman”THREE NEW HATS FOR TEAM FORTRESS 2″7:59 PMjack caymangaben is then shot7:59 PMjordan thompsonwe need a dlc pack called “real horror” with Charlies Manson, Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gasey8:01 PMmatthew wilsonalex jones8:01 PMaddictedtochaosAlex Jones8:02 PMjack caymanAlex johns for DOOMGUY 2k198:02 PMjack caymanjones*8:03 PMaddictedtochaosShe is in WWE now8:04 PMjack caymanI enjoyed MK, but I just like fighting games, I stopped playing MK after i bought skullgirls8:05 PMaddictedtochaosI’m cautiously optimistic, but I’m still afraid they will screw it up thoroughly.8:05 PMjack caymanim not too…optimistic on it8:06 PMjordan thompsonso what are the odds we get a few wise cracks about (2016) ghostbusters in the new film8:07 PMaddictedtochaosIf this is true the move will be D.O.A.8:09 PMjack caymanI haven’t seen any new movies lately8:11 PMaddictedtochaosGhostbusters was my all-time fav until Serenity came along.8:12 PMjordan thompsonI’m guessing that the new movie its gonna retcon the ghostbusters 3 video game but the original cast did a lot to support that project idk I guess we’ll see8:13 PMjack caymangod I hate star wars now8:14 PMjack cayman>first trailer shows fin with the light saber and first movie follows fin8:14 PMjack cayman>later movies the only likeable character (fin) gets demoted to side character8:18 PMjordan thompsonI have my quarals with the 2016 reboot but the best scene by far was when the one lady compared the mayor to the one from jaws8:20 PMjordan thompsonthinking of unxepected sequals any opinons on MIB international8:22 PMjordan thompsonwe’re all missing the big question will ghostbusters (2020) have a big twinkie8:24 PMjack caymanI’m an uncultured swine when it comes to movies8:26 PMjordan thompsonthe new one is giving me ghostbusters 2016 vibes and it scares me cause I liked the first two movies8:27 PMjack caymanoh hey Andrew an update8:27 PMjack caymanSoulja boy got caught by sony making knock off PSP and doubled down, he begged for donations8:28 PMjordan thompsonto throw another classic being rebooted have you heard of thundercats roar8:29 PMaddictedtochaosThey just have to keep Zack Snyder away from the DC movies. Just focus on making good movies and they will be fine.8:31 PMaddictedtochaosJohn Cena was hilarious in Psych the few times he appeared.8:32 PMjack caymanhe called it the portable Soulja console LMAO8:32 PMjordan thompsonI don’t really want a bumblebee 2 it ended well for me, and sorry but I’m a sucker for shia laboulf and liked the first 3 transformers so I wouldnt mind seeing another outing with shia labouf8:34 PMjack caymanAndrew to make a discord server for his subs when?8:35 PMjordan thompsonandrew you know you like through the wall beiber8:35 PMjack caymanoh yeah def, I would be down for a discord server8:36 PMjack caymanalso a question for THE HERO OF DERMWOOD, what’s your take on modem day gakes going for a realistic take?8:37 PMjack caymanlike removing skill based movement such as bunny hopping, surfing, etc etc8:37 PMjack caymangames* I’m on mobile8:37 PMjordan thompsonI would have flanted the labo and nkt8:38 PMjordan thompsonsorry screwed up and pressed sent8:38 PMjack caymanred dead redemption 2 but you get wild west era diseases and die8:39 PMjack caymanbut I would be really hyped if Andrew actually makes a discord server8:39 PMjack caymanyeah some games can do realism well, but I miss bunnyhopping in FPS games and just having skill baded movement in a game in general8:40 PMjack caymanl8ter fellas8:42 PMaddictedtochaosWeapon Lord is stupid hard