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Molehill Mountain Episode 404 – Storm Trooper Armor Is Fashion Over Function

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Maybe they should try plot armor! 0:00 – YouTube continues making everything worse 4:32 – Games are more expensive these days; the total cost simply isn’t the entirety of the initial purchase price 33:18 – Storm Trooper armor offers no protection 43:04 – I can’t get into Kowloon Generic Romance because the protagonist is inexplicably …

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Molehill Mountain Episode 390 – I’m Sure the Games Will Be Good

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I’m sure the Switch 2 will be about as powerful as a console that came out over 10 years ago. 0:00 – Maybe we shouldn’t listen to venture capitalists, let alone adopt their falsehood-based, self-serving opinions 36:28 – Switch 2 is exactly what we expected it to be, even without the leaks 1:00:10 – My …

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Molehill Mountain Episode 373 – Armchair Marketing Consultant

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All lanes are my lane! 0:00 – There were more video game trailers this week. Some of them caught my attention 47:10 – The Lollipop Chainsaw RePop trailer and why it is the worst trailer in the history of video game marketing

Molehill Mountain Episode 367 – Stellar Blade, Funky Marketing

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I wanna be in the room where it happened! 0:00 – Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown: A Ubisoft Exclusive has a lot to like but overall is a pretty average metroidvania 18:01 – Stellar Blade’s marketing continues to flabbergast me 47:00 – I saw Godzilla kiss Kong. That’s the movie’s title, right? 53:58 – …

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Molehill Mountain Episode 357 – What Are Ya Buyin’?

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Just what the heck does an extra $40 get you in Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth? 0:00 – the Resident Evil 4 remake is good but I think the original works better overall 43:31 – Sega is being REALLY crappy with how it’s selling Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth

Molehill Mountain Episode 282 – Ubisoft Holds Activision Blizzard’s Beer

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Activision Blizzard desperately wants to be a worse company than Ubisoft 0:16 – I finally beat Horizon: Zero Dawn 31:33 – Activision/Blizzard might not be the worst but it sure ain’t for a lack of trying 47:40 – I rant for over an hour about my inability to relate to or deal with people who …

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Molehill Mountain Episode 240 – BYOT

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(Bring Your Own Topics) 0:05 – Let me tell you about my work week 15:04 – Warner Bros. celebrates Pride Month in the most disgustingly boneheaded way possible 26:33 – Microsoft is better at celebrating Pride Month than WB (a low bar, I know) but still makes a few odd choices

Molehill Mountain Episode 239 – My First Podcast!

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My first description! Also my first description! 0:14 – I’m disappointed with Monster Hunter Rise’s latest Title Update. Let me regale you with why! 26:40 – My humble yet inerrant thoughts on video games, music, streaming, and DMCA 35:04 – Disney introduced it’s first gay character. Again! 45:44 – Ubisoft is once again lying about …

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Molehill Mountain Episode 210 – Overpriced But Cool

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I still want to know how well the Mario Kart Live cars drive on carpet. 1:05 – Cyberpunk 2077 developer and publisher CD Projekt Red reneges on its promise NOT to crunch its staff 8:14 – Disney blames California that it can’t open and not, you know, the viral pandemic that has killed well over …

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Molehill Mountain Episode 209 – Bad On Purpose

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I don’t have to talk about Ubisoft. But I’m gonna. 4:01 – Ubisoft tweets AC sizzle reel without any of the female assassins, Michel Ancel retires right before abuse allegations hit 31:32 – Dark Crystal wins Emmy, gets cancelled 38:44 – Microsoft advertises new share button and Xbox Series X preorders with multiplatform games 48:00 …

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