Molehill Mountain Episode 168 – Bad Nintendo, Stop It!

When it comes to mobile games, Nintendo is among the worst.

  • 0:13 – Episode 3 of The Mandalorian is an improvement over the first two!
  • 19:43 – 20 years later, YouTube pretends to give a toss about COPPA
  • 35:29 – All about Nintendo’s garbage subscription plans for its garbage mobile Animal Crossing game
  • 57:32 – Valve finally announces a Half Life game but for the smallest possible audience
If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube. Alternatively, you can catch audio versions of the show on iTunes. Molehill Mountain streams live at 7p PST every Saturday night on RandomTower!
Credits: Molehill Mountain is hosted by E. Zachary Knight and Andrew Eisen. The show is edited by Andrew Eisen. Music in the show includes “Albino” by Brian Boyko. It is in the public domain and free to use. Molehill Mountain logo by Scott Hepting.

Chat Transcript:

4:33 PMTheRiverAnduinhey, river here I won’t make the podcast but here is my opinion of mobile. I have dabbled in some mobile on an ipad never paid for anything pubg and the sailor moon puzzle game was fine.

6:42 PMAndrew EisenSorry to hear depression’s got it’s grubby mitts on you but I’m glad to hear I can provide a temporary reprieve and hope you have many other such outlets.

6:45 PMjordan thompsonI’m playing some laughably bad ps2 games based on movies

6:51 PMAndrew EisenNice.

6:59 PMjordan thompsonyou actually put that thing on your bookshelf you wierdo HAHAAA 🙂

7:04 PMjordan thompsonso far its one of the best disney star wars projects, for some reason to me it seems all the spin off are way better than the disney mainline though solo had its ups and downs but was decent

7:08 PMaddictedtochaosHello

7:08 PMjordan thompsoncan we talk spoliers for mando

7:10 PMjordan thompsonso mando has baby yoda back, what does he expect to do or go if he takes it to the new republic id be assuming it works like turning a abandoned child to CPS you dont really get to stay with the child

7:11 PMCyberian_TigerHello again, Andrew, how was your week?

7:12 PMjordan thompsonbe honest you binged that high school musical stuff

7:15 PMjordan thompsonyou do know this stuff was made to make 13 year old girls go gaga right, pretty sure they didnt care to think it through

7:16 PMjordan thompsonsomehow my little pony won over men our age so its not like effort cant be made with these projects

7:23 PMCyberian_TigerRemember the 80s? All the cartoons where design to sell you a toy

7:25 PMjordan thompson[message retracted]

7:26 PMSusanne Christ…no they are not lol

7:26 PMSusanne Christespecially ur last one lol

7:29 PMSusanne Christno Google eye stickers?

7:31 PMjordan thompsonlast I checked you needed to be 18 to even make a youtube account even if you never upload and if you dont have an account you get age restricted to theres a lot of liars out there

7:31 PMSusanne Christbut you dont need an account to use youtube

7:33 PMjordan thompsonI think id crap my pants as an adult if I could tap on the tv screen and order a toy

7:34 PMSusanne Christfinally start that chia pet collection

7:36 PMSusanne Christthat’s bc ur not selling eisen face shirts lol

7:36 PMjordan thompsonthe FTC going after content creators is the same as going after tv networks, if they burn enough bridges youtube wont have creators anymore

7:37 PMaddictedtochaosIt is mobile it hardly matters.

7:37 PMjordan thompsonAndrew : animal crossing mobile is garbage

7:38 PMjordan thompsonNintendo has left chat

7:38 PMSusanne Christlmao

7:40 PMjordan thompsonbut andrew all the moneyies

7:40 PMSusanne Christwell playing the game is pretty hard work…like I have to hit buttons?

7:41 PMjordan thompsonandrew i repeat all the moneyies

7:43 PMSusanne Christhave u played Mario kart?

7:44 PMSusanne ChristI loved mii tomo@

7:47 PMaddictedtochaosI got Tharja on the first try.

7:49 PMjordan thompsonive wondered for a while if something of a video game depression was to occur would the world ever be at a point where retired consoles become more profitable than current consoles

7:50 PMSusanne Christthey’d just make the remaster the old vidoe games …kinda like now lmao

7:50 PMSusanne Christthey are re doing all old movies too

7:51 PMCollin AsmusHey man

7:52 PMjordan thompsonif the consumerswouldnt trust the current brand why would they trust a remaster at that point the original hardware would be yes spare in numbers but more enjoyed

7:52 PMCyberian_TigerYou can love Nintendo but understand that they are not your friend.

7:53 PMaddictedtochaosThey are nowhere near as bad as Activision or EA

7:53 PMSusanne Christbc the nee shiny spyro is the same as the old spyro…but shiner o.o

7:55 PMjordan thompsonbut but i really want a mircotrastion funstion to fill my battery of my poltergust in Luigi’s mansion 3

7:57 PMCyberian_TigerI enjoy Valve but I still think its a bad move with all those Weapon skins in CS:GO and opening loot boxes.

7:57 PMjordan thompsonits like andrew is talking to his kid, I’m not mad I’m just disapponted

7:58 PMjordan thompsonNintendo you mind daddy Andrew

7:59 PMCyberian_TigerI can see why they went the HL:A. But after 10 years. I’ll take what I can get.

8:00 PMSusanne Christfinally found something useless I want for Christmas ^.^

8:00 PMjordan thompsonit doesnt looked half assed but does it seem at half life

8:01 PMSusanne Christbad tum tss

8:01 PMSusanne Christ..stupid autocorrect lol

8:02 PMSusanne ChristANARCHY!!!!!

8:05 PMjordan thompsonVR gaming is not where it needs to be, at the moment VR is for titties and vistas sometimes together

8:05 PMSusanne Christlol its gonna prob

8:06 PMCyberian_Tigerwhen EP2 came out I remember people saying it was just a little out of date, compared to other FPS that where out at the time.

8:06 PMSusanne ChristonlyVR game I know about is work simulator where u can burn down ur office

8:06 PMCyberian_TigerYeah before Half-life 2 begins

8:07 PMCyberian_TigerI have been curious what happend before gorden came around so I’m looking forward to that.

8:07 PMjordan thompsoni need more baby yoda in my life like now

8:08 PMSusanne Christ^-^ baby yoda <3

8:08 PMCyberian_TigerNot HL mobile.. well not that you are mention that I’m counting the blessing.

8:08 PMjordan thompsonbanjo threeie FOR MOBILE

8:08 PMCyberian_TigerI don’t need nightmares, Jordan

8:09 PMSusanne Christsee yeah!!

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