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And that’s not even its worst quality.

• 0:18 – I didn’t watch The Old Guard because it was over two hours long. The older I get, the less and less patience I have, it seems.
• 5:35 – Walmart institutes a mandatory mask policy… several months into a global pandemic.
• 39:42 – Swery demonstrates he knows how to apologize when he does a bad. His game, Deadly Premonition 2, did a bad.
• 47:54 – Ubisoft lied about not being able to use it’s Ubisoft Forward presentation to address the fact that it has been harboring harassers, abusers and sexual predators for YEARS.

If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube.  Alternatively, you can catch audio versions of the show on iTunes. Molehill Mountain streams live at 7p PST every Saturday night on RandomTower!

Credits: Molehill Mountain is hosted by Andrew Eisen.  Music in the show includes “Albino” by Brian Boyko. It is in the public domain and free to use. Molehill Mountain logo by Scott Hepting.

Chat Transcript:

6:19 PMaddictedtochaos​Ubisoft probably lies about a lot of things, will have to be more specific. Lol.

6:26 PMAndrew Eisen​You’re right. I have to be specific considering Ubi’s lies are so… UBIquitous.

6:58 PMmatthew wilson​your live

6:58 PMaddictedtochaos​Hello

6:58 PMmatthew wilson​we have the xbox event on thursday

6:59 PMaddictedtochaos​And a rumored (I don’t believe it) Nintendo Direct on Monday

7:00 PMmatthew wilson​its weird seems like nintendo is moving away from directs as others are starting to coppy them lol

7:01 PMmatthew wilson​seems I am opisite you, I am a night owl, I get a spike of energy as night goes on

7:02 PMjordan thompson​everyone is raving about “ghost of shushima” I was hoping id be a survival horror in fudal Japan but I was wrong

7:05 PMmatthew wilson​cloudflare had a major network outage coused by a typo lol

7:06 PMVhyper1985​Onimusha?

7:06 PMjordan thompson​I don’t have a internet hooked to my tv and my PC is strictly for writing so I’m probably part of the 1% of people that still use Xbox 360 for Netfilx

7:08 PMmatthew wilson​every shop needs a sign saying no shirt, no shoes, no masks no service

7:08 PMmatthew wilson​are you shock wallmart is ruraul mostly red contry, and we know how they see masks sadly

7:09 PMVhyper1985​Same here in England we aren’t getting mandatory masks in shops until the 24th

7:09 PMmatthew wilson​I hate living in floridia for that reasson way too manny people without masks

7:10 PMjordan thompson​at this point I think alot of people are putting on mask out of fear of being denied nessecary services rather than the sickness itself. thats called a tyrannical governtment

7:13 PMjordan thompson​sadly if covid only affect penguins very little people would care, we think to highly of our own species

7:15 PMmatthew wilson​there is a parson in highschool of the dead (a anime about zombies) that refuses to acept zombies, and that was made in like 2011 lol

7:16 PMmatthew wilson​masks protect others from you, xcovid is contagous even before you show symptoms

7:16 PMjordan thompson​there was a Asian movie a couple years ago about a impending astroid that couldnt be avoided and earth was doomed, yet people still raided stores

7:16 PMmatthew wilson​person

7:20 PMjordan thompson​I like how no one mentions the recovery rate is higher than the death rate and the natural human immune system is doing its job

7:21 PMmatthew wilson​waering a dam mask in not taking away someones freedom, people need to get a clue

7:23 PMjordan thompson​wearing masks on the surface doesnt seem like a big deal but where does it stop what else is the goverment going to force upon the populace that changes the day to day fundamentals of living

7:24 PMVhyper1985​Schools opening again are a worry.. Our child is staying home for now & getting tutored, kids have no idea what distancing is

7:25 PMmatthew wilson​spoilers the virus has already done that, and the longer people refuse to even do the basics, the langer we get stuck in the mess we are currently in as the rest of the first orld gets to open up

7:26 PMmatthew wilson​its not a binnery choice covid 19 leaves long term harm to a lot of people who had it

7:28 PMmatthew wilson​compared that to the flu which is a 0.01%

7:28 PMmatthew wilson​about 1/3 of all people are looking to be evicted

7:33 PMjordan thompson​do you think theres days when nurses in flordia say ” thank god this ones a shark attack and not covid”

7:34 PMBruno Fernandes​[message retracted]

7:34 PMmatthew wilson​tbf its unsafe for the mostly elderly staff

7:37 PMBruno Fernandes​[message retracted]

7:37 PMmatthew wilson​death rate for the flu is 0.01

7:38 PMjordan thompson​one day if I have grandkids ld like them to ask about the pandemic and not about the pandemic that was used politically for a 2nd civil war. I fear it really could head in that direction

7:42 PMjordan thompson​somewhat family friendly show he says, talked about porn for 30 minutes we did 2 weeks ago. (sorry I just turned into yoda)

7:48 PMVhyper1985​Having played the game Morgan sticks up for the Trans community but then later has the deadnaming misgendering etc didn’t make sense for the sudden flip

7:49 PMjordan thompson​dont apologise to the mod should be taken as serious as dont feed the trolls

7:49 PMjordan thompson​mob

7:53 PMjordan thompson​[message retracted]

7:55 PMjordan thompson​I want Assassin’s Creed B.C. (Cavemen)

7:55 PMVhyper1985​Surprised they didn’t put the new Trackmania in an arcade cabinet you put a coin in everytime you want to play for a limited time

7:56 PMjordan thompson​I need to launch myself off a raptor while assassinating someone with a quartz hiddenblade

8:12 PMjordan thompson​I didnt realize how old ubisoft was till I got a copy of Indiana jones for the OG Gameboy developed by them

8:15 PMjordan thompson​its a dog eat dog world you need soulless greedy people to run a billion dollar company, sadly as good as your business ethics are you cant afford to be ethical your company wouldnt last long

8:18 PMjordan thompson​id say its a safe bet even companies like nintendo have demons, if were talking conglomerates in general WWE cant step on Lucha Libra cause theyre funded by the Mexican Mafia

8:18 PMVhyper1985​Not being subtle at allll calling the villain “Nigel” in no way looking like Nigel Farage the guy who campaigned for Brexit.. not political at all

8:20 PMjordan thompson​a lot of the reason evil can reign isnt just about evil being in the right place its also that human can be really dumd and controlled

8:22 PMVhyper1985​HyperScape = Ready Player 1 : The Battle Royale

8:24 PMjordan thompson​[message retracted]

8:25 PMjordan thompson​how dare this simi historical action game show actual history

8:26 PMjordan thompson​are you gonna start saying gameplay every 2 seconds again

8:39 PMjordan thompson​as much as I want every walk of live to be represented in media I think its limiting to not allow a trans micheal myers type i cant be the only one that wants that kind of story

8:40 PMjordan thompson​duane the rock johnson wouldnt have a career if he wasn’t willing to be objectified

8:41 PMjordan thompson​the second andrew ends every stream he just curses up a storm to release the demons

8:43 PMjordan thompson​since you are a super fanboy of Jem do you have Jem bedsheets and matching Jammies now

8:44 PMAndrew Eisen​No, but I’d totally get Jem bedsheets if they existed and fit my mattress!

8:45 PMjordan thompson​cool