Molehill Mountain Episode 199 – Ubisoft Is a Liar


And that’s not even its worst quality.

  • 0:18 – I didn’t watch The Old Guard because it was over two hours long. The older I get, the less and less patience I have, it seems.
  • 5:35 – Walmart institutes a mandatory mask policy… several months into a global pandemic.
  • 39:42 – Swery demonstrates he knows how to apologize when he does a bad. His game, Deadly Premonition 2, did a bad.
  • 47:54 – Ubisoft lied about not being able to use it’s Ubisoft Forward presentation to address the fact that it has been harboring harassers, abusers and sexual predators for YEARS.

If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube.  Alternatively, you can catch audio versions of the show on iTunes. Molehill Mountain streams live at 7p PST every Saturday night on RandomTower!
Credits: Molehill Mountain is hosted by Andrew Eisen.  Music in the show includes “Albino” by Brian Boyko. It is in the public domain and free to use. Molehill Mountain logo by Scott Hepting.

Chat Transcript:

6:19 PMaddictedtochaosUbisoft probably lies about a lot of things, will have to be more specific. Lol.

6:26 PMAndrew EisenYou’re right. I have to be specific considering Ubi’s lies are so… UBIquitous.

6:58 PMmatthew wilsonyour live

6:58 PMaddictedtochaosHello

6:58 PMmatthew wilsonwe have the xbox event on thursday

6:59 PMaddictedtochaosAnd a rumored (I don’t believe it) Nintendo Direct on Monday

7:00 PMmatthew wilsonits weird seems like nintendo is moving away from directs as others are starting to coppy them lol

7:01 PMmatthew wilsonseems I am opisite you, I am a night owl, I get a spike of energy as night goes on

7:02 PMjordan thompsoneveryone is raving about “ghost of shushima” I was hoping id be a survival horror in fudal Japan but I was wrong

7:05 PMmatthew wilsoncloudflare had a major network outage coused by a typo lol

7:06 PMVhyper1985Onimusha?

7:06 PMjordan thompsonI don’t have a internet hooked to my tv and my PC is strictly for writing so I’m probably part of the 1% of people that still use Xbox 360 for Netfilx

7:08 PMmatthew wilsonevery shop needs a sign saying no shirt, no shoes, no masks no service

7:08 PMmatthew wilsonare you shock wallmart is ruraul mostly red contry, and we know how they see masks sadly

7:09 PMVhyper1985Same here in England we aren’t getting mandatory masks in shops until the 24th

7:09 PMmatthew wilsonI hate living in floridia for that reasson way too manny people without masks

7:10 PMjordan thompsonat this point I think alot of people are putting on mask out of fear of being denied nessecary services rather than the sickness itself. thats called a tyrannical governtment

7:13 PMjordan thompsonsadly if covid only affect penguins very little people would care, we think to highly of our own species

7:15 PMmatthew wilsonthere is a parson in highschool of the dead (a anime about zombies) that refuses to acept zombies, and that was made in like 2011 lol

7:16 PMmatthew wilsonmasks protect others from you, xcovid is contagous even before you show symptoms

7:16 PMjordan thompsonthere was a Asian movie a couple years ago about a impending astroid that couldnt be avoided and earth was doomed, yet people still raided stores

7:16 PMmatthew wilsonperson

7:20 PMjordan thompsonI like how no one mentions the recovery rate is higher than the death rate and the natural human immune system is doing its job

7:21 PMmatthew wilsonwaering a dam mask in not taking away someones freedom, people need to get a clue

7:23 PMjordan thompsonwearing masks on the surface doesnt seem like a big deal but where does it stop what else is the goverment going to force upon the populace that changes the day to day fundamentals of living

7:24 PMVhyper1985Schools opening again are a worry.. Our child is staying home for now & getting tutored, kids have no idea what distancing is

7:25 PMmatthew wilsonspoilers the virus has already done that, and the longer people refuse to even do the basics, the langer we get stuck in the mess we are currently in as the rest of the first orld gets to open up

7:26 PMmatthew wilsonits not a binnery choice covid 19 leaves long term harm to a lot of people who had it

7:28 PMmatthew wilsoncompared that to the flu which is a 0.01%

7:28 PMmatthew wilsonabout 1/3 of all people are looking to be evicted

7:33 PMjordan thompsondo you think theres days when nurses in flordia say ” thank god this ones a shark attack and not covid”

7:34 PMBruno Fernandes[message retracted]

7:34 PMmatthew wilsontbf its unsafe for the mostly elderly staff

7:37 PMBruno Fernandes[message retracted]

7:37 PMmatthew wilsondeath rate for the flu is 0.01

7:38 PMjordan thompsonone day if I have grandkids ld like them to ask about the pandemic and not about the pandemic that was used politically for a 2nd civil war. I fear it really could head in that direction

7:42 PMjordan thompsonsomewhat family friendly show he says, talked about porn for 30 minutes we did 2 weeks ago. (sorry I just turned into yoda)

7:48 PMVhyper1985Having played the game Morgan sticks up for the Trans community but then later has the deadnaming misgendering etc didn’t make sense for the sudden flip

7:49 PMjordan thompsondont apologise to the mod should be taken as serious as dont feed the trolls

7:49 PMjordan thompsonmob

7:53 PMjordan thompson[message retracted]

7:55 PMjordan thompsonI want Assassin’s Creed B.C. (Cavemen)

7:55 PMVhyper1985Surprised they didn’t put the new Trackmania in an arcade cabinet you put a coin in everytime you want to play for a limited time

7:56 PMjordan thompsonI need to launch myself off a raptor while assassinating someone with a quartz hiddenblade

8:12 PMjordan thompsonI didnt realize how old ubisoft was till I got a copy of Indiana jones for the OG Gameboy developed by them

8:15 PMjordan thompsonits a dog eat dog world you need soulless greedy people to run a billion dollar company, sadly as good as your business ethics are you cant afford to be ethical your company wouldnt last long

8:18 PMjordan thompsonid say its a safe bet even companies like nintendo have demons, if were talking conglomerates in general WWE cant step on Lucha Libra cause theyre funded by the Mexican Mafia

8:18 PMVhyper1985Not being subtle at allll calling the villain “Nigel” in no way looking like Nigel Farage the guy who campaigned for Brexit.. not political at all

8:20 PMjordan thompsona lot of the reason evil can reign isnt just about evil being in the right place its also that human can be really dumd and controlled

8:22 PMVhyper1985HyperScape = Ready Player 1 : The Battle Royale

8:24 PMjordan thompson[message retracted]

8:25 PMjordan thompsonhow dare this simi historical action game show actual history

8:26 PMjordan thompsonare you gonna start saying gameplay every 2 seconds again

8:39 PMjordan thompsonas much as I want every walk of live to be represented in media I think its limiting to not allow a trans micheal myers type i cant be the only one that wants that kind of story

8:40 PMjordan thompsonduane the rock johnson wouldnt have a career if he wasn’t willing to be objectified

8:41 PMjordan thompsonthe second andrew ends every stream he just curses up a storm to release the demons

8:43 PMjordan thompsonsince you are a super fanboy of Jem do you have Jem bedsheets and matching Jammies now

8:44 PMAndrew EisenNo, but I’d totally get Jem bedsheets if they existed and fit my mattress!

8:45 PMjordan thompsoncool

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