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I don’t have to have seen the Super Mario Bros. Movie to have opinions about it!
- 0:00 – The Super Mario Bros. Movie and how Rotten Tomatoes works
- 26:58 – Bigoted dipshits are angry at beer they can’t buy
- 42:29 – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis isn’t just a nasty bigot, he’s also an enormous moron
- 1:02:35 – I stopped playing Like a Dragon: Ishin! to record this podcast
- 1:09:44 – A chat member and I have very different perceptions of film critic Bob Chipman
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Chat Transcript:
7:02 PMi like the one i watched
7:02 PMHi all7:02 PMi thought it was 7 or 87:03 PMwatched it 5 hr ago7:03 PMyes7:04 PMwho did like it?7:06 PMyes, you are7:06 PMwhite wolf says so7:11 PMyour fav voice line from the trailer is not in the film7:12 PMless cringe than the trailer7:14 PMi thought va was very good7:15 PMnoncritic scores are in the 80’d
7:17 PMEvening all7:18 PMi look at metacritic7:22 PMfor the majority of mario games has there been a lot of story7:22 PMIf they want more story, maybe there should be a Paper Mario movie…
7:26 PMI just want more things that are fun man7:26 PMis that too much to ask for?7:26 PMI haven’t seen it either7:27 PMDon’t expect “Citizen Kane” it’s just a fun movie.7:28 PMyes, lots of fun,, think a mario story with good charaters7:28 PMthats my review
7:33 PMI drink whiskey, and ziegenbock7:35 PMdoing that type of thing gets people like you to talk about it7:35 PMIt took them a year to understand the ad. “Look at the purdy can… a year later… wait, that’s gay!”7:38 PMtalking about the shooting stuff for attention7:41 PMit amazes me on Twitter how many LGBT people on Twitter sincerely think corpos are their side7:43 PMdisney is the worst7:43 PMthey place these social messages in their movies, but they have them be so small that they can remove them on Chinese releases7:43 PMbut hey, they show them still I guess7:48 PMthey always bring up the rothschilds7:48 PMbut there’s a literal meeting of the super rich that discuss the entire world economy with no reporters allowed7:49 PMit’s called the bilderburg group7:50 PMdisney is weird man7:55 PMthere is always univeral XD7:55 PMthis dystopia sucks7:57 PMinstead of eating Ramen in Chinatown, I’m just being taxed more7:57 PMIt seems like people have to find something/someone to hate.7:59 PMrepublicans: we will tax you more for the sake of the country7:59 PMdemocrats: we will tax you more for the betterment of the poor7:59 PMthere’s just no winning with anyone politically these days8:02 PMI just think both suck these days, they just grift on whatever is popular, I try to vote based off policy but it changes nuffin8:03 PMbut I’m also countryside, so I’m far away from the city issued8:03 PMissues*8:05 PMisn’t that the turn based combat one?8:08 PMyakuza sunk it’s hooks into him8:08 PMbased8:11 PMI imagine moviebob is seething on Twitter about Mario rn8:12 PMoh he isn’t? he’s usually always angry about everything8:13 PMGod, I do love Bob and his unhinged rants on twitter8:13 PMyeah Bob chipman8:13 PMyou’ve never seen that online quiz people made?8:14 PMoh my lord, he’s said some kinda eye brow raising stuff8:14 PMI’ll send you the quiz8:15 PMaw fug, my bad I’m just confusing you. Bob is generally just insane on Twitter and has a weird obsession about Mario.8:16 PMyeah he’s terminally online8:16 PMI think someone checked his Twitter and found he spends like most of the day on twitter8:22 PMI’m honestly surprised, he’s usually never this tame8:24 PMyeah, it’s a matter of that, I’ve seen him say stuff about people he doesn’t like that’s made me raise an eye brow or two, the fact he’s been relatively calm these last 2 weeks is genuinely surprising8:25 PMno he’s said like8:25 PM“I’ll never forgive the troglodytes who stole the future I EARNED to prolong their worthless existence.”8:25 PMan actual moviebob quote lmao8:26 PMabout people who voted differently than he did8:27 PMhe wants to live a technocrat future8:27 PMahhh yeah fair fair8:29 PMoh yeah don’t worry, I know you aren’t throwing flack at me8:30 PMlmaooooo8:31 PMfriends make you go on tangets8:31 PMit happens lmaoooo