Movie Mandates: BABY ASSASSINS (Good Bad Guys)

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Welcome to Movie Mandates, a review show in which sibling cinephiles Andrew and Keleigh force each other to watch movies according to a monthly theme!  February is Good Bad Guys month, a time to celebrate the ubiquity of anti-heroes in our media.  We’re kicking off the festivities with my mandated movie, BABY ASSASSINS.  Are they …

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Molehill Mountain Episode 429 – Audience SurroGATE

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Am I mature enough not to be mad at a He-Man movie? 0:00 – Gen AI still sucks and I must speak on it more 22:06 – Code Violet proves butts aren’t enough 31:54 – Now that we have the budget and effects capability to set a He-Man movie in Eternia, let’s involve Earth anyway! …

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Molehill Mountain Episode 428 – Standing Fully Erect In the Shower

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I’m talking about posture. What did you think I meant? 0:00 – It’s going to take a while to overcome my poor shower posture 3:25 – Netflix co-CEO continues to prove he’s a clueless dipstick 11:07 – Looks like Lara Croft’s outfit in the new Tomb Raider show is source-accurate. Does that mean the show …

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Movie Mandates: DON’T BE A MENACE TO SOUTH CENTRAL WHILE DRINKING YOUR JUICE IN THE HOOD (Parody)

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Welcome to Movie Mandates, a review show in which sibling cinephiles Andrew and Keleigh force each other to watch movies according to a monthly theme!  Parody month concludes with Keleigh’s mandated movie: DON’T BE A MENACE TO SOUTH CENTRAL WHILE DRINKING YOUR JUICE IN THE HOOD.  Now, I know what you’re thinking.  It was called …

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Movie Mandates: THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA (Parody)

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Welcome to Movie Mandates, a review show in which sibling cinephiles Andrew and Keleigh force each other to watch movies according to a monthly theme!  It’s parody month so I’ve mandated THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA, a sendup of no-budget, sci-fi schlock that permeated the 50s.  While it’s true this movie is the same three …

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Molehill Mountain Episode 427 – Time Well Wasted

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I’ve been playing video games. 0:00 – I bought a new teleprompter, tripod, and key light! 16:05 – Pirate Yakuza In Hawaii ends with a dance number! 26:41 – Escape Academy was pretty good and it looks like its sequel is making some solid improvements! 33:02 – The Séance of Blake Manor does a great …

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Molehill Mountain Episode 426 – Triple Ice Monkey

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Gogmazios is a pussycat in comparison. 0:15 – Larian studio good. Larian CEO bad. 26:23 – Compared to the original, the Trails in the Sky remake comes up short a few regards but overall, was very enjoyable 50:09 – Gogmazios doesn’t hold a candle to the difficulty or raw spectacle of a triple Blangonga fight …

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Movie Mandates: EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS (Happy Holidays)

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Welcome to Movie Mandates, a review show in which sibling cinephiles Andrew and Keleigh force each other to watch movies according to a monthly theme!  Happy Holidays month concludes with Eight Crazy Nights, Adam Sandler’s laudable attempt to plug the Hanukkah-shaped gap in the holiday movie pantheon. Unfortunately, it’s so bad I’d argue a marathon …

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Molehill Mountain Episode 424 – Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Appalling

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What do you mean you want access to the entire game you just paid $70 for? 0:00 – Despite Netflix’s best efforts, I may soon be able to watch the new season of a cartoon aimed at children! 8:29 – The auto repair shop may have finally fixed the problem with a car I barely …

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